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Part One - You can use a computer
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[x] I have an email address
[x] I regularly visit at least one website
[x] I have bookmarks
[x] I can understand and can use tabs
[x] I can type pretty fast

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Part Two - You're comfortable with the internet
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[ ] I have a blog
[x] I like to relax and watch videos on youtube, surfthechannel, break.com or something similar
[x] I know how to bold, italicize, and add pictures
[x] I use emoticons
[ ] I usually catch the biggest internet fads

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Part Three - Normal people may call you a geek
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[x] I generally don't have less than five tabs open
[ ] I use firefox, either on it's own or with other browsers
[x] I know the difference between gifs, jpegs, and pngs
[x] I get my news and weather from the internet rather than TV
[ ] I enjoy upgrading to newer versions of software and generally have the latest

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Part Four - It's not just a casual passtime
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[x] I spend over five hours a week chatting with other people in chatrooms or forums
[x] It's not unusual for me to spend a couple hours reading the entire history of some webcomic I just found
[x] I have at least three email addresses
[ ] I have more than one blog
[ ] I know all the biggest internet fads

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Part Five - You're uncomfortable without the internet
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[x] I spend the vast majority of my free time on the internet
[x] I have more internet friends than real friends
[ ] I have given my personal financial information to the internet to buy stuff ( ebay etc. ) (Psh, I dont have money.)
[ ] I have my own website ( not a blog, a whole website )
[x] I have become seriously angry or upset when my favorite website is down

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Part Six - The internet is a part of you
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[ ] I buy most of my stuff from the internet
[x] I have cared/still care more about my online avatar than my real self
[x] I have neglected to eat or go to the bathroom for the internet even when I needed to
[x] I go straight to wikipedia every time I hear or read something I don't understand
[x] I can code simple websites (I took a class in webdesign)

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Part Seven - You have an unnatural obsession
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[ ] I have more than ten email addresses
[ ] I pay for more than high speed ( extreme/nitro/etc )
[ ] I visit the internet regularly on my cellphone (My cell doesn't get internet.)
[ ] I have an in depth historical knowledge of all internet fads, even really old ones
[x] I have spent more than 12 hours in a row on the internet (Most of it spent on an online game)

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Part Eight - The internet means more to you than air
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[x] I have ordered food over the internet (Thank you Pizza Hut)
[ ] I pay all my bills over the internet (XD No money, remember?)
[ ] I don't understand why people watch TV on TV, the internet has no commercials and you can watch whatever you want
[ ] I access the internet in at least three ways ( computer, cellphone, Wii, PSP etc )
[X] I become seriously depressed without the internet (And Angry)

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Part Nine - You are in deep love with the internet
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[ ] I can code complex websites involving variables and databases
[x] I generally have around 25 tabs open at any one time
[x] I regularly visit at least ten websites
[ ] I understand the mechanical differences between browsers ( what they render faster, how they read CSS )
[ ] A good number of people read/visit my blog/website and demand updates regularly

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Part Ten - You are a slave to the internet
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[ ] I make my living off the internet ( commission/coding/developing/designing etc )
[x] I have done nothing but go on the internet, eat, go to the bathroom, and sleep for at least three days
[x] I fantasize about the real world and the internet switching places
[ ] I have browsed at one point more than fifty websites at the same time
[ ] I pay more than $150 a month for home internet